I've quit my job.  In fact, I quit the same job that I had already quit once.  I've quit so many jobs in my lifetime that it's not even funny.  I think that bosses should appreciate their employees....and that doesn't always happen.

I'm not lazy, I've always been a hard worker and a good employee.....I've been rehired by the same employers several times, but I always quit again.  Am I crazy?  Probably.  But the fact of the matter is, I think I'm just like you, except that you don't cut and run the way I do if I'm not being appreciated.  I think there have been times when you wanted to, but you just couldn't bring yourself to do it.  Am I right?  If so, please show your support of my attitude, audacity, nerve, stupidity, whatever you want to call it, and send me a dollar!  (or more if you can)   I don't think I'll ever be able to find another job in this little town.  I don't want to move (and couldn't afford to, even if I wanted to).     Bosses, you can send me a buck too, as a way of thanking me for not ever having worked for you!